The Straight Version
Ahmad Sahroni announced DPR will begin deliberations on the Asset Forfeiture Bill on November 5, 2026.
The UNHINGED Take
Sahroni playing hero while his colleagues panic about their own bank accounts is top-tier comedy. They'll bury this bill deeper than their moral compasses before the ink even dries.

The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTING OLYMPICS CHAMPION / 10
Sahroni playing hero while his colleagues panic about their own bank accounts is top-tier comedy.
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Sahroni playing hero while his colleagues panic about their own bank accounts is top-tier comedy. GASLIGHTING OLYMPICS CHAMPION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/dpr-rapat-pembahasan-ruu-perampasan-aset-pekan-depan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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