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KPK Raids Djarum, Kudus Customs over Tax Probe

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ IndonesiaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Kompasยท28 Oct, 08:09 am
KPK Raids Djarum, Kudus Customs over Tax Probe โ€” Indonesia
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The Straight Version

KPK agents raided PT Djarum and Kudus Customs over ongoing allegations of massive cigarette tax corruption.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking you could hide tax money from the state while selling lung cancer by the carton. These clowns are about to find out that smoking kills, but a prison sentence is far more permanent.

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The Bottom Line

STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10

Imagine thinking you could hide tax money from the state while selling lung cancer by the carton.

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Imagine thinking you could hide tax money from the state while selling lung cancer by the carton. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/kpk-raids-djarum-kudus-customs-over-tax-probe #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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