The Straight Version
Indigenous shamans in Peru performed ritual offerings to welcome the arrival of Pope Leo XIV.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking some dusty leaves and chanting will appease a guy who thinks he talks to God. Peru really trading centuries of logic for a high-stakes voodoo cosplay session.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine thinking some dusty leaves and chanting will appease a guy who thinks he talks to God.
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