The Straight Version
Iran FM Abbas Araghchi claims US outreach is positive while keeping Tehran's attack options open.
The UNHINGED Take
Araghchi flexes 'positive' vibes while Tehran shelves nuclear clips like toys; it's a kid with a toy gun dropping a bomb on a 'nice day'.
The Bottom Line
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Araghchi flexes 'positive' vibes while Tehran shelves nuclear clips like toys; it's a kid with a toy gun dropping a bomb on a 'nice day'.
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Araghchi flexes 'positive' vibes while Tehran shelves nuclear clips like toys; it's a kid with a toy gun dropping a bomb on a 'nice day'. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/iran-fm-says-us-outreach-a-positive-step #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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