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Majority of funds stolen in cryptocurrency hack replenished, Binance says

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·31 Oct, 02:39 pm
Majority of funds stolen in cryptocurrency hack replenished, Binance says — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Binance reports that 90% of assets stolen in a recent cryptocurrency hack have been recovered and replenished.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trusting a digital piggy bank run by tech bros who lose your life savings and act like a refund button fixes their pathetic security. Peak clown show.

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The Bottom Line

GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10

Imagine trusting a digital piggy bank run by tech bros who lose your life savings and act like a refund button fixes their pathetic security.

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Imagine trusting a digital piggy bank run by tech bros who lose your life savings and act like a refund button fixes their pathetic security. GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/majority-of-funds-stolen-in-cryptocurrency-hack-replenished #NZElectio

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