The Straight Version
Binance reports that 90% of assets stolen in a recent cryptocurrency hack have been recovered and replenished.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine trusting a digital piggy bank run by tech bros who lose your life savings and act like a refund button fixes their pathetic security. Peak clown show.

The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10
Imagine trusting a digital piggy bank run by tech bros who lose your life savings and act like a refund button fixes their pathetic security.
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Imagine trusting a digital piggy bank run by tech bros who lose your life savings and act like a refund button fixes their pathetic security. GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/majority-of-funds-stolen-in-cryptocurrency-hack-replenished #NZElectio
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