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North Korea rejects US allegations over $6 billion Binance crypto heist

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 11:49 pm
North Korea rejects US allegations over $6 billion Binance crypto heist — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

North Korea on Tuesday dismissed US allegations that it was behind a $6 billion cryptocurrency theft from Binance as "absurd rhetoric", accusing Washington of seeking to portray the country as a cybercriminal state and warning that US hostility could affect future diplomatic engagement.

The UNHINGED Take

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