The Straight Version
A high-speed train crash in Spain has resulted in 30 confirmed fatalities.
The UNHINGED Take
Spain really spent billions on fancy bullet trains just to turn passengers into human puree. Absolute masterclass in expensive, high-velocity incompetence.
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The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10
Spain really spent billions on fancy bullet trains just to turn passengers into human puree.
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