The Straight Version
Real Madrid issued an official apology after Kylian Mbappe mocked Mao Zedong, fearing for their lucrative Chinese market.
The UNHINGED Take
Real Madrid sold their spine for a pile of yuan. Imagine gargling a dictator’s legacy just to keep selling overpriced jerseys to Beijing. Pathetic corporate shills.
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The Bottom Line
SPINELESS SELLOUTS / 10
Real Madrid sold their spine for a pile of yuan.
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Real Madrid sold their spine for a pile of yuan. SPINELESS SELLOUTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/real-madrid-apologise-to-chinese-people-for-mbappes #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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