The Straight Version
James Talarico beats Ken Paxton, flips Texas Senate seat, unseats Greg Abbott, upending Trump’s GOP stronghold.
The UNHINGED Take
Texas politics collapses like a bar stool when Talarico parries Paxton’s stale rhetoric; Abbott tossed out before Hinojosa stuns Democrats, proving Trump’s border wall breathes to fast. Corruption’s buffet table is full.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Texas politics collapses like a bar stool when Talarico parries Paxton’s stale rhetoric; Abbott tossed out before Hinojosa stuns Democrats, proving Trump’s border wall breathes to fast.
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Texas politics collapses like a bar stool when Talarico parries Paxton’s stale rhetoric; Abbott tossed out before Hinojosa stuns Democrats, proving Trump’s border wall breathes to fast. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/talarico-says-power-belongs-to
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