The Straight Version
Democrat James Talarico beats Texas AG Ken Paxton for Senate seat.
The UNHINGED Take
Talarico plastic‑faced Paxton’s deep‑red Texas, proving even the Red‑shirted cactus can be blown out by a dude with more brains than a fracking rig. Texas under no control, sorry Paxton.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Talarico plastic‑faced Paxton’s deep‑red Texas, proving even the Red‑shirted cactus can be blown out by a dude with more brains than a fracking rig.
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Talarico plastic‑faced Paxton’s deep‑red Texas, proving even the Red‑shirted cactus can be blown out by a dude with more brains than a fracking rig. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/us-midterms-democrat-james-talarico-wins-senate-race #NZElection202
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