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Tentara Jaga Gedung Kejagung Sejak Jam Dua Dini Hari

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Kompas·9 Jul, 01:21 pm
Tentara Jaga Gedung Kejagung Sejak Jam Dua Dini Hari — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Tentara terlihat berjaga di Gedung Kejagung, sejak jam 2 dini hari, Kamis, 9 Juli 2026. Mereka berseragam lengkap membawa senapan laras panjang.

The UNHINGED Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Tentara terlihat berjaga di Gedung Kejagung, sejak jam 2 dini hari, Kamis, 9 Juli 2026. Mereka berseragam lengkap membawa senapan laras panjang.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked.

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