The Straight Version
US midterm election polling results start Tuesday night, but final outcomes could take several days to determine.
The UNHINGED Take
A global superpower capable of drone-striking a target from orbit still counts paper ballots like a senile grandma. Just announce which billionaire bought the seat and end the farce, *pekok*.
The Bottom Line
THIRD WORLD LOGISTICS / 10
A global superpower capable of drone-striking a target from orbit still counts paper ballots like a senile grandma.
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