The Straight Version
France 24 reports that young voters in Texas are questioning if the state could finally turn blue.
The UNHINGED Take
Austin hipsters think their avocado toast and whining will magically bleach the crimson out of Texas. It is like expecting a stray dog to start voting for the vet.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10
Austin hipsters think their avocado toast and whining will magically bleach the crimson out of Texas.
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Austin hipsters think their avocado toast and whining will magically bleach the crimson out of Texas. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/a-shift-in-the-air-can-young-voters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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