The Straight Version
Texas Democrat James Talarico is challenging incumbent Republican Ken Paxton for a US Senate seat.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a Bible-thumping Democrat will turn Texas blue while Paxton is still breathing. Talarico is just a naive muppet bringing a prayer book to a literal knife fight.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL DELUSIONAL COPE / 10
Imagine thinking a Bible-thumping Democrat will turn Texas blue while Paxton is still breathing.
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