The Straight Version
Archbishop John McDowell is accusing Enoch Burke of assault following a confrontation on cathedral grounds in Armagh.
The UNHINGED Take
Enoch has finally completed his transition from professional courtroom nuisance to full-blown ecclesiastical cage fighter. Someone get this absolute gobshite a straightjacket and a hobby that doesn't involve wrestling the clergy.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10
Enoch has finally completed his transition from professional courtroom nuisance to full-blown ecclesiastical cage fighter.
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Enoch has finally completed his transition from professional courtroom nuisance to full-blown ecclesiastical cage fighter. COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/archbishop-accuses-enoch-burke-of-assaulting-him-during #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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