The Straight Version
The Irish Independent published a list of celebrity Halloween costumes worn by Maura Higgins and Kim Kardashian.
The UNHINGED Take
The Indo is scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard they've hit bedrock. Watching these vacuous shams play dress-up is enough to make a magpie gag on a plastic ring pull.

The Bottom Line
TERMINAL BRAIN ROT / 10
The Indo is scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard they've hit bedrock.
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The Indo is scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard they've hit bedrock. TERMINAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/maura-higgins-charleen-murphy-and-kim-kardashian-what #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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