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Brand faces 'significant' sentence after guilty verdict

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RTÉ·5 Nov, 02:40 pm
Brand faces 'significant' sentence after guilty verdict — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Russell Brand found guilty of raping a fan and assaulting three women.

The UNHINGED Take

Brand gets a taste of jail; the great lad of love turned love‑hater walks to an Irish cell with a grin he sold at a psychic shop.

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COURAGELESS JOKER / 10

Brand gets a taste of jail; the great lad of love turned love‑hater walks to an Irish cell with a grin he sold at a psychic shop.

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Brand gets a taste of jail; the great lad of love turned love‑hater walks to an Irish cell with a grin he sold at a psychic shop. COURAGELESS JOKER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/brand-faces-significant-sentence-after-guilty-verdict #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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