The Straight Version
A Japanese contender aims to oust FIFA boss Gianni Infantino amid new scrutiny.
The UNHINGED Take
Japan's sushi monarch steps up to yank Infantino out of the ring; meanwhile, the FIFA cowboys keep chasing golden tickets while the world watches their own pretender parade.
The Bottom Line
FAKE PRESIDENT HULLABALOO / 10
Japan's sushi monarch steps up to yank Infantino out of the ring; meanwhile, the FIFA cowboys keep chasing golden tickets while the world watches their own pretender parade.
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Japan's sushi monarch steps up to yank Infantino out of the ring; meanwhile, the FIFA cowboys keep chasing golden tickets while the world watches their own pretender parade. FAKE PRESIDENT HULLABALOO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/gianni-infantino-rival-emerges-for-e
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