The Straight Version
Cunha scores late double to rescue Man U against Roma.
The UNHINGED Take
Cunha's double at 91st minute saves Man U, proving their despair is the only thing that still works. The club still relies on miracles because managers spend as much on drama as on budget cuts.

The Bottom Line
CURELESS MADMAN / 10
Cunha's double at 91st minute saves Man U, proving their despair is the only thing that still works.
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