The Straight Version
Danny De Vito cousin’s Clare pizza restaurant up for sale as owners retire
The UNHINGED Take
"Danny De Vito cousin’s Clare pizza restaurant up for sale as owners retire" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
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"Danny De Vito cousin’s Clare pizza restaurant up for sale as owners retire" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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