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‘Diddy’ prosecutor to lead Cornell gang rape investigation

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·6 Nov, 05:30 am
‘Diddy’ prosecutor to lead Cornell gang rape investigation — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Diddy prosecutor named to helm Cornell gang rape probe.

The UNHINGED Take

Diddy prosecutor boots in, swapping shield for a pint, turning Cornell's justice into a broken dive bar—plank of excuses.

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Diddy prosecutor boots in, swapping shield for a pint, turning Cornell's justice into a broken dive bar—plank of excuses.

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