The Straight Version
Marco Rubio eyes resignation after Trump’s mid‑terms wreck.
The UNHINGED Take
Rubio clutching resignation like a leprechaun clutching a cursed pot, because the Trump wreck left him drowning in a sea of vote‑punching skullduggery.
The Bottom Line
IRONCLAD BRAIN BUST / 10
Rubio clutching resignation like a leprechaun clutching a cursed pot, because the Trump wreck left him drowning in a sea of vote‑punching skullduggery.
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Rubio clutching resignation like a leprechaun clutching a cursed pot, because the Trump wreck left him drowning in a sea of vote‑punching skullduggery. IRONCLAD BRAIN BUST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/marco-rubio-on-resignation-watch-from-trump-administration #NZEl
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