The Straight Version
Rory McIlroy trails Jon Rahm in Abu Dhabi after a hot streak of birdies in his third round.
The UNHINGED Take
The lad turns into a mental giant for a few holes just to inevitably bottle it when the trophy is in sight. Watching Rory chase Rahm is like watching a posh spaniel try to catch a car.
The Bottom Line
PROFESSIONAL CHOKE ARTIST / 10
The lad turns into a mental giant for a few holes just to inevitably bottle it when the trophy is in sight.
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The lad turns into a mental giant for a few holes just to inevitably bottle it when the trophy is in sight. PROFESSIONAL CHOKE ARTIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/encouraged-but-rueful-rory-mcilroy-trails-jon-rahm #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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