The Straight Version
South Africa hammered Italy with nine tries in a dominant victory in Turin.
The UNHINGED Take
Italy shouldn't have bothered showing up, as they were treated like a pack of Sunday league muppets by the Springboks. That wasn't a rugby match, it was a public execution.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE SLAUGHTER / 10
Italy shouldn't have bothered showing up, as they were treated like a pack of Sunday league muppets by the Springboks.
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Italy shouldn't have bothered showing up, as they were treated like a pack of Sunday league muppets by the Springboks. ABSOLUTE SLAUGHTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/impressive-springboks-power-past-italy-in-nine-try #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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