The Straight Version
Father caught after foot chase with handheld fireworks attacking gardaí at bonfire event.
The UNHINGED Take
That munted muppet probably thought the Beehive clowns ignored him. Classic crack, Irish blunder. Cops shooting fireballs chasing arsonists like it was normal.

The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10
That munted muppet probably thought the Beehive clowns ignored him.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
That munted muppet probably thought the Beehive clowns ignored him. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/father-accused-of-handheld-firework-launcher-attack-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
