The Straight Version
Shopping in Tesco, takeaways and meals out, Sky television, gym memberships – here’s what you told us you’ve given up.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from From Santa visits to haircuts, our readers on what theyve had to cut in a cost: "From Santa visits to haircuts, our readers on what theyve had to cut in a cost-of-living crisis". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from From Santa visits to haircuts, our readers on what theyve had to cut in a cost: "From Santa visits to haircuts, our readers on what theyve had to cut in a cost-of-living crisis".
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from From Santa visits to haircuts, our readers on what theyve had to cut in a cost: "From Santa visits to haircuts, our readers on what theyve had to cut in a cost-of-living crisis". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednew
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
