The Straight Version
The FBI has accused North Korea of stealing more than $6 billion in virtual assets from the cryptocurrency exchange Binance in what is thought to be the biggest-ever crypto heist.
The UNHINGED Take
"FBI says North Korea behind $6bn crypto theft" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"FBI says North Korea behind $6bn crypto theft" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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