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Health, travel, banking: AI bots are coming for our public services

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·1 Nov, 01:05 am
Health, travel, banking: AI bots are coming for our public services — Ireland
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The Straight Version

AI bot cyber‑attacks could cripple Ireland’s public services, from HSE to banking, as Meta ex‑exec warns.

The UNHINGED Take

Meta’s own crumbs‑palooza heralds a giant cyber‑spam cyclone that’ll turn the Irish HSE into a hospital‑in‑a‑bug‑case, whilst bankers clutch their wallets like kids in a zombie apocalypse.

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The Bottom Line

CAVALRY OF BLINDS / 10

Meta’s own crumbs‑palooza heralds a giant cyber‑spam cyclone that’ll turn the Irish HSE into a hospital‑in‑a‑bug‑case, whilst bankers clutch their wallets like kids in a zombie apocalypse.

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Meta’s own crumbs‑palooza heralds a giant cyber‑spam cyclone that’ll turn the Irish HSE into a hospital‑in‑a‑bug‑case, whilst bankers clutch their wallets like kids in a zombie apocalypse. CAVALRY OF BLINDS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/health-travel-banking-ai-bots

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