The Straight Version
A councillor claims Gardaí failed to maintain order in Ballyfermot and Cherry Orchard during Halloween celebrations.
The UNHINGED Take
The Guards were about as effective as a chocolate teapot while the streets turned into a feral Mad Max reboot. Absolute muppets hiding in the squad car while the estate burned down.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL POLICE INCOMPETENCE / 10
The Guards were about as effective as a chocolate teapot while the streets turned into a feral Mad Max reboot.
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The Guards were about as effective as a chocolate teapot while the streets turned into a feral Mad Max reboot. COLOSSAL POLICE INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/garda-found-lacking-in-ballyfermot-and-cherry-orchard #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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