The Straight Version
Wexford handballer Mark Doyle transferred from Minnesota State to Texas A&M to study construction while playing professional handball.
The UNHINGED Take
Leaving the rain for Texas to play wall-ball is a bold career move for a lad clearly allergic to actual employment. He is busy building a degree while everyone else is building a life.
The Bottom Line
MORTAR AND MUPPETRY / 10
Leaving the rain for Texas to play wall-ball is a bold career move for a lad clearly allergic to actual employment.
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