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Jury sworn in for trial of man accused of murdering Chloe Mitchell in Co Antrim

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Times·3 Nov, 01:34 pm
Jury sworn in for trial of man accused of murdering Chloe Mitchell in Co Antrim — Ireland
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The Straight Version

A jury has been sworn in for the trial of a man accused of murdering Chloe Mitchell in Ballymena.

The UNHINGED Take

Ballymena is a grim, godforsaken hole and another young life is wasted in this absolute circus of human misery. A total state of rot.

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ABSOLUTE DEPRAVITY / 10

Ballymena is a grim, godforsaken hole and another young life is wasted in this absolute circus of human misery.

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Ballymena is a grim, godforsaken hole and another young life is wasted in this absolute circus of human misery. ABSOLUTE DEPRAVITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/jury-sworn-in-for-trial-of-man-accused #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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