The Straight Version
A Tenerife striker has died of a heart attack following a collision with an opposition goalkeeper.
The UNHINGED Take
Football is just a glorified scrap that occasionally ends in a funeral. Imagine losing your life over some sweaty muppet in goal making a rash decision.

The Bottom Line
MORTAL MISERY / 10
Football is just a glorified scrap that occasionally ends in a funeral.
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