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Spanish police investigating after Tenerife striker dies from heart attack following collision with opposition goalkeeper

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·3 Nov, 01:35 pm
Spanish police investigating after Tenerife striker dies from heart attack following collision with opposition goalkeeper — Ireland
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The Straight Version

A Tenerife striker has died of a heart attack following a collision with an opposition goalkeeper.

The UNHINGED Take

Football is just a glorified scrap that occasionally ends in a funeral. Imagine losing your life over some sweaty muppet in goal making a rash decision.

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MORTAL MISERY / 10

Football is just a glorified scrap that occasionally ends in a funeral.

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