The Straight Version
Upper Bann MP Carla Lockhart has said she will "set out the path ahead early next week" amid speculation she will walk away from the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP).
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lockhart to outline future with DUP early next week: "Lockhart to outline future with DUP early next week". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lockhart to outline future with DUP early next week: "Lockhart to outline future with DUP early next week".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lockhart to outline future with DUP early next week: "Lockhart to outline future with DUP early next week". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/lockhart-to-outline-future-with-dup-early-next #NZElection2026
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