The Straight Version
Northern Irishman was originally credited with a 68, but has been given a 12th-hole penalty.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from McIlroy given two: "McIlroy given two-shot penalty on opening round at Abu Dhabi Championship". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from McIlroy given two: "McIlroy given two-shot penalty on opening round at Abu Dhabi Championship".
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from McIlroy given two: "McIlroy given two-shot penalty on opening round at Abu Dhabi Championship". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/mcilroy-given-two-shot-penalty-on-opening-round #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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