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Motorist (60s) has miracle escape after car plunges off road in Cork

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·5 Nov, 10:10 pm
Motorist (60s) has miracle escape after car plunges off road in Cork — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Man was discovered lying near wrecked car and suffering from hypothermia

The UNHINGED Take

"Motorist (60s) has miracle escape after car plunges off road in Cork" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Motorist (60s) has miracle escape after car plunges off road in Cork" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Motorist (60s) has miracle escape after car plunges off road in Cork" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/motorist-60s-has-miracle-escape-after-car-plunges #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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