The Straight Version
States passed a bill making the state gun official.
The UNHINGED Take
Kids swear anthems with a state‑gun’s barrel to their ears—proof that national defence and ‘national rails’ hit a low‑price ambush. The Journal cheered, taxpayers still shiver.

The Bottom Line
STATEWARE FABLE / 10
Kids swear anthems with a state‑gun’s barrel to their ears—proof that national defence and ‘national rails’ hit a low‑price ambush.
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Kids swear anthems with a state‑gun’s barrel to their ears—proof that national defence and ‘national rails’ hit a low‑price ambush. STATEWARE FABLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/national-anthem-in-schools-a-state-gun-take #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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