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National anthem in schools? A state gun? Take our quiz on midterm statewide ballot measures

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Journal·4 Nov, 07:30 pm
National anthem in schools? A state gun? Take our quiz on midterm statewide ballot measures — Ireland
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The Straight Version

States passed a bill making the state gun official.

The UNHINGED Take

Kids swear anthems with a state‑gun’s barrel to their ears—proof that national defence and ‘national rails’ hit a low‑price ambush. The Journal cheered, taxpayers still shiver.

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STATEWARE FABLE / 10

Kids swear anthems with a state‑gun’s barrel to their ears—proof that national defence and ‘national rails’ hit a low‑price ambush.

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