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No joy for Irish Olympains as wayward steering costs place in mixed quadruple final at Golden Oar regatta

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·1 Nov, 09:30 am
No joy for Irish Olympains as wayward steering costs place in mixed quadruple final at Golden Oar regatta — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Irish rowers missed the Golden Oar final after steering errors cost them their qualifying spot.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending four years sweating into a boat just to steer like a drunk toddler on a tricycle. Absolute shower of muppets steering straight into the bin.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL NAVIGATIONAL FAILURE / 10

Imagine spending four years sweating into a boat just to steer like a drunk toddler on a tricycle.

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Imagine spending four years sweating into a boat just to steer like a drunk toddler on a tricycle. COLOSSAL NAVIGATIONAL FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/no-joy-for-irish-olympains-as-wayward-steering #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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