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PSNI investigating reported assault on cleric after Enoch Burke confrontation with archbishop

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Journal·30 Oct, 12:00 pm
PSNI investigating reported assault on cleric after Enoch Burke confrontation with archbishop — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Enoch Burke is under investigation after filming himself harassing Archbishop John McDowell at St Patrick’s Cathedral in Armagh.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being such a colossal gowl that your entire personality is just stalking clergy for clout. This absolute yoke needs to go touch grass instead of hounding bishops like a deranged stray.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine being such a colossal gowl that your entire personality is just stalking clergy for clout.

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Imagine being such a colossal gowl that your entire personality is just stalking clergy for clout. COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/psni-investigating-reported-assault-on-cleric-after-enoch #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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