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Sligo Park Hotel’s Restaurant Manager wins national apprenticeship award for hospitality and food

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·30 Oct, 12:00 pm
Sligo Park Hotel’s Restaurant Manager wins national apprenticeship award for hospitality and food — Ireland
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The Straight Version

The Sligo Park Hotel’s restaurant manager has been awarded a national prize for hospitality apprenticeship excellence.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine winning a national award for basically not dropping the soup. Absolute peak Sligo activity, celebrate your plastic plaque while the rest of us actually work for a living.

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PARTICIPATION TROPHY WANKER / 10

Imagine winning a national award for basically not dropping the soup.

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