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Stores looted as Gen Z-led protests in Germany escalate

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RTÉ·1 Nov, 12:37 am
Stores looted as Gen Z-led protests in Germany escalate — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Tens of thousands looted Frankfurt stores in hooded chaos.

The UNHINGED Take

They yell 'teach better, pay less', then run like drunken lads on a bonfire Sunday, smashing goods for freedom that's poorer than the fat stacks on their heads.

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The Bottom Line

LEGEND OF HATRED / 10

They yell 'teach better, pay less', then run like drunken lads on a bonfire Sunday, smashing goods for freedom that's poorer than the fat stacks on their heads.

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They yell 'teach better, pay less', then run like drunken lads on a bonfire Sunday, smashing goods for freedom that's poorer than the fat stacks on their heads. LEGEND OF HATRED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/stores-looted-as-gen-z-led-protests-in #NZElection2026 #Un

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