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SuperValu pulls chilled and frozen food from sale in 13 stores after cyberattack

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Journal·2 Nov, 10:37 am
SuperValu pulls chilled and frozen food from sale in 13 stores after cyberattack — Ireland
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The Straight Version

SuperValu pulled chilled and frozen food from thirteen stores following a cyberattack on refrigeration equipment.

The UNHINGED Take

Musgrave’s fridges got hacked by some basement-dwelling eejit, leaving thousands of shoppers staring at empty shelves like absolute muppets. State of the art tech getting defeated by a few lines of code is peak incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE TECH DISASTER / 10

Musgrave’s fridges got hacked by some basement-dwelling eejit, leaving thousands of shoppers staring at empty shelves like absolute muppets.

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Musgrave’s fridges got hacked by some basement-dwelling eejit, leaving thousands of shoppers staring at empty shelves like absolute muppets. ABSOLUTE TECH DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/supervalu-pulls-chilled-and-frozen-food-from-sale #NZElection2026 #Unhin

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