The Straight Version
SuperValu confirmed a cyber attack has compromised refrigeration systems across thirteen of their Irish stores.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine your local shop getting held hostage by a hacker because their digital thermostats have the security of a wet cardboard box. Absolute state of the nation, paying through the nose for melted ham.
The Bottom Line
TECHNOLOGICAL DISASTER / 10
Imagine your local shop getting held hostage by a hacker because their digital thermostats have the security of a wet cardboard box.
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Imagine your local shop getting held hostage by a hacker because their digital thermostats have the security of a wet cardboard box. TECHNOLOGICAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/supervalu-says-fridges-in-13-stores-hit-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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