The Straight Version
Vance blames Iran for midterms, sewage is pouring into our waters, and Garth Brooks is touring again.
The UNHINGED Take
Vance is sniffing conspiracies while we bathe in literal filth, and now the soundtrack to our slow rot is Garth Brooks. Absolute heap of festering shite.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
Vance is sniffing conspiracies while we bathe in literal filth, and now the soundtrack to our slow rot is Garth Brooks.
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Vance is sniffing conspiracies while we bathe in literal filth, and now the soundtrack to our slow rot is Garth Brooks. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/the-9-at-9-thursday #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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