The Straight Version
Trump offered Dana White, UFC exec, the White House press secretary post.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's gambol: hand a UFC champion a press pass; White's new post smells like bruise‑smashed brass, still picking up those feather‑light lies.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Trump's gambol: hand a UFC champion a press pass; White's new post smells like bruise‑smashed brass, still picking up those feather‑light lies.
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Trump's gambol: hand a UFC champion a press pass; White's new post smells like bruise‑smashed brass, still picking up those feather‑light lies. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/trump-offers-ufc-boss-dana-white-press-secretary #NZElection2026 #Unhing
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