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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:22 pm
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Israel
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to hike fares and freeze wages if the Iran-Israel conflict persists through 2028.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O’Leary is truly a bottom-feeding gremlin, blaming his shitty balance sheet on regional war just to justify squeezing extra euros out of tourists for the privilege of sitting in a flying tin can.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE GREED PARASITE / 10

Michael O’Leary is truly a bottom-feeding gremlin, blaming his shitty balance sheet on regional war just to justify squeezing extra euros out of tourists for the privilege of sitting in a flying tin can.

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Michael O’Leary is truly a bottom-feeding gremlin, blaming his shitty balance sheet on regional war just to justify squeezing extra euros out of tourists for the privilege of sitting in a flying tin can. CORPORATE GREED PARASITE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/ryanair

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