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US Midterms: Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens defects from party

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 11:52 am
US Midterms: Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens defects from party — Israel
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The Straight Version

Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens endorsed the Republican candidate, defecting from her party.

The UNHINGED Take

Haley Stevens, the once-fumed Democrat, just sold her loyalty for a Republican handshake while Michigan voters stare at her ego more priceless than a beige couch. Party poltergeist lost its key.

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Haley Stevens, the once-fumed Democrat, just sold her loyalty for a Republican handshake while Michigan voters stare at her ego more priceless than a beige couch.

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Haley Stevens, the once-fumed Democrat, just sold her loyalty for a Republican handshake while Michigan voters stare at her ego more priceless than a beige couch. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/us-midterms-michigan-democrat-haley-stevens-defects-f

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