The Straight Version
A cyber-attack hiked freezer temperatures to 50C across supermarkets in Belgium, Sweden, and Luxembourg.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says peak incompetence like letting a hacker turn your entire supply chain into a massive, overpriced sous-vide machine. Enjoy your lukewarm swamp-meat, you European muppets.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KITCHEN FIRE / 10
Nothing says peak incompetence like letting a hacker turn your entire supply chain into a massive, overpriced sous-vide machine.
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Nothing says peak incompetence like letting a hacker turn your entire supply chain into a massive, overpriced sous-vide machine. ABSOLUTE KITCHEN FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/supermarket-freezers-in-belgium-sweden-and-luxembourg-hit #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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