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Two high-speed trains collide in southern Spain, rail operator says

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ IsraelยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 09:00 am
Two high-speed trains collide in southern Spain, rail operator says โ€” Israel
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The Straight Version

Spain suspended high-speed rail services between Madrid and Andalusia on Wednesday after two trains collided in Toledo province, with local media reporting injuries and the arrival of emergency medical teams.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Two high: "Two high-speed trains collide in southern Spain, rail operator says". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Two high: "Two high-speed trains collide in southern Spain, rail operator says".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Two high: "Two high-speed trains collide in southern Spain, rail operator says". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/two-high-speed-trains-collide-in-southern-spain #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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