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Canada signs trade deal with UAE in push for non-US markets

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ IsraelยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Al Jazeeraยท28 Oct, 08:50 am
Canada signs trade deal with UAE in push for non-US markets โ€” Israel
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The Straight Version

Canada signed a new trade agreement with the UAE to bypass reliance on the American market.

The UNHINGED Take

Trudeau is desperately trading his dignity for Gulf scraps because he has officially munted the Canadian economy beyond repair. Imagine thinking this pathetic pivot compensates for being a global laughingstock.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Trudeau is desperately trading his dignity for Gulf scraps because he has officially munted the Canadian economy beyond repair.

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Trudeau is desperately trading his dignity for Gulf scraps because he has officially munted the Canadian economy beyond repair. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/canada-signs-trade-deal-with-uae-in-push #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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