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๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ IsraelยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 09:01 am
๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line โ€” Israel
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The Straight Version

Two high-speed trains collided on the Madrid-Andalusia line, causing major disruptions to Spanish rail services.

The UNHINGED Take

Leave it to Spain to turn high-speed travel into a bumper car exhibition. Absolutely cooked engineering for a country that treats train schedules like a suggestion rather than a service.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Leave it to Spain to turn high-speed travel into a bumper car exhibition.

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Leave it to Spain to turn high-speed travel into a bumper car exhibition. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/two-high-speed-trains-collide-in-spain-halting #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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